It’s been so long since I’ve been tagged with a meme that when I noticed Petey’s comment on yesterday’s WTG Wednesday, I momentarily had no idea what he meant!

Apparently he was a meme virgin until today, and just HAD to share it with EVERYONE, but for the record I am rolling my eyes dramatically!

The rules:

1. Post the rules of the game at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read the player’s blog.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.

What were you doing five years ago?

• I was on leave from work caring for a 3-month-old baby boy, not getting any sleep, and barely getting to shower. So glad he’s 5 now!
  

What are five things on your to-do list for today?

• Finalize test plans.
• Fold laundry and put it away. Please note, this seems to be on my list EVERYDAY…
• Drink Red Water.
• Play Big Fish Games.
  
• Finish this stupid meme **NEW ADDITION**
  

What are five snacks you enjoy?

• Chocolate Brownie Waffle Bowl Sundae from DQ **insert Homer Simpson drool noise here**
• Chocolate (milk, dark, white, it’s ALL good)
• Ice Cream
• Strawberries
• Cereal
  

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?

• Pay Taxes.
• Send my kids to college.
• Go shopping. Buy acres and acres of land, build my dream house in the middle of it and install a huge electrified security fence all around it....with turrets. Better call before coming over!!
• Pay someone to finish this stupid meme for me!!!
  

What are five of your bad habits?

• I grit and grind my teeth.
• I can’t sit right in a chair.
• I fidget.
• My face always belies my true feelings.
  
• I pick at my fingers.
  

What are five places where you have lived?

• Wichita, KS,
• Haysville, KS
  
• Derby, KS,
  
• Dekalb, IL,
  
• Rockford, IL.
  

What are five jobs you’ve had?

• McDonalds
• Telemarketer (DON’T HURT ME, I DIDN’T LAST BUT A FEW WEEKS)
• Florist
• Alarm Dispatcher
• Subscriber Services Division Technical Business Specialist I. Fantastic title huh??!!

Movie Meme

Since I'm an incredibly neglectful blogger, but don't want to end up on a milk carton, I decided to participate in the Movie Meme that's going around.

Pick out ten favorite movies, then look them up at IMDb. In the overview at the top of each movie’s page, there are “Plot Keywords,” usually five of them. (Plus more, if you click the link.) Take the first five, and post them. Then the rest of us get to play movie buff and see if we can guess them.

So, in no particular order, here are some of my favorites.

1. Revenge/Sentimental/Rural/Domestic Violence/Physical Abuse "Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!"
2. Talking Animal/Tragic Incident/No Opening Credits/Falsely Accused/Stampede "Before sunrise he's YOUR son."
3. Directorial Debut/Directed by Star/1860s/Flashback Sequence/Horse "If it wasn't for my companion, I believe I'd be having the time of my life."
4. Humor/Insult/Threat/Authority/Chicago Illinois "You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"
5. Invented Language/Bravery/Shapeshifting/Good Versus Evil/Empire "Chicken. Chicken! Yes, Chicken Man!"
6. Extramarital Affair/Kinky/Expatriate/Blouse Ripping/Erotic "Ask him if he understands what tremendous pleasure women get looking at naked men."
7. Crisis of Conscience/Disturbing/Claustrophobic/Tormented/Mother Daughter Relationship "My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they LOVE me."
8. Die Hard Scenario/Nose Bleed/Soldier/2030s/Bravery "You still don't get it, do you, Captain? Your men are obsolete."
9. Good Versus Evil/Dream Like/Evil/Creature/Kingdom "What was sundered and undone shall be whole - the two made one."
10. Labor Strike/Athlete/Bar Fight/Cheerleader/Cigarette "What's that smell? Wild yam. That's nice. That's nice."