Saturday, May 16, 2009

Saturday Funny!

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!


After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Red says:
That is funny!! Glad to have your blog back.

10:00 AM  
Blogger tammi said...

So are you saying you're going to start posting "out takes from the home life of Ktreva and Contagion" every Saturday?

Cause I can SOOOOOO see this happening...... LOL

12:50 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Ha! pretty funny, true but still funny!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Bruce Wayne said...

Love it!!!

1:08 PM  

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