Stuff with a chance of Dark

A Legend and one of my favorite people George Carlin died yesterday at 71 years old.

He had a view of things that always made me laugh and made me think. He was an equal opportunity hater, and I respect that! The News keeps saying he died of heart failure....but he already knew why people died. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time..

George, I hope you have room for your Stuff!



R.I.P.

WTF Wednesday

Aren't all IT folks supposed to be psychic anyway?!

It’s been so long since I’ve been tagged with a meme that when I noticed Petey’s comment on yesterday’s WTG Wednesday, I momentarily had no idea what he meant!

Apparently he was a meme virgin until today, and just HAD to share it with EVERYONE, but for the record I am rolling my eyes dramatically!

The rules:

1. Post the rules of the game at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read the player’s blog.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.

What were you doing five years ago?

• I was on leave from work caring for a 3-month-old baby boy, not getting any sleep, and barely getting to shower. So glad he’s 5 now!
  

What are five things on your to-do list for today?

• Finalize test plans.
• Fold laundry and put it away. Please note, this seems to be on my list EVERYDAY…
• Drink Red Water.
• Play Big Fish Games.
  
• Finish this stupid meme **NEW ADDITION**
  

What are five snacks you enjoy?

• Chocolate Brownie Waffle Bowl Sundae from DQ **insert Homer Simpson drool noise here**
• Chocolate (milk, dark, white, it’s ALL good)
• Ice Cream
• Strawberries
• Cereal
  

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?

• Pay Taxes.
• Send my kids to college.
• Go shopping. Buy acres and acres of land, build my dream house in the middle of it and install a huge electrified security fence all around it....with turrets. Better call before coming over!!
• Pay someone to finish this stupid meme for me!!!
  

What are five of your bad habits?

• I grit and grind my teeth.
• I can’t sit right in a chair.
• I fidget.
• My face always belies my true feelings.
  
• I pick at my fingers.
  

What are five places where you have lived?

• Wichita, KS,
• Haysville, KS
  
• Derby, KS,
  
• Dekalb, IL,
  
• Rockford, IL.
  

What are five jobs you’ve had?

• McDonalds
• Telemarketer (DON’T HURT ME, I DIDN’T LAST BUT A FEW WEEKS)
• Florist
• Alarm Dispatcher
• Subscriber Services Division Technical Business Specialist I. Fantastic title huh??!!

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:

• If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
  
• However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

h/t blogless buddy Jim

WTF Wednesday

'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey

Thank you Captain Obvious

You Are a Little Negative...

You can be negative from time to time, but you rarely go overboard. You have a realistic view of the world, and most people appreciate your honest insights. Like everyone else, you have your darker moods. But when you're feeling super negative, you keep your feelings to yourself.

Are You Too Negative?

h/t Blogmomma Tammi

WTF Wednesday

Probably shouldn't have laughed as much as I did when I found this....tee hee!

How to drive your spell check crazy

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Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Please please tell me now

I'm confused.

My husband....

• the man who willingly drank Bud Light Chelada....
• has a zombie fetish....
  
• threatened innocent sailboats....
• and vividly described (much to my chagrin) his nightstand.....
  

is currently doing the yucky dance and being grossed out by the Ped Egg!

You have got to be kidding me.