I have found Him!
For years I have wondered about the truth. I have been told many things by many different people, but none seemed quite right.
There was always something missing.
So I searched for answers anywhere I could. I studied different concepts, only to discover that each one, although unique, was the same as the others. I was left with the same questions each time and was running out of resources.
Today, after all the years of wondering, waiting and hoping for answers, I was given the WAY! The way to answer all of my questions! It was Him.
He - who created the universe.
He - the Creator and Overseer.
He - the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Labels: Things I find really funny
5 Comments:
ROFLMAO - excellent - when it's not so late, I'll have to go back and check that site a little more closely.
blast - that was me - beta blogger doesn't like me... ack!
Now that was funny!
I hope you're not one of those heretics who believes He's topped with grated Parmesan.
I'm strictly Romanoian. The Parmesianians are filthy blasphemers!
Don't get me started on the damn Mozzarerllians. I'm pretty sure they planned 9/11.
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