Friday, January 20, 2006

Yet another Blonde Joke

With all of the blonde jokes floating around, I felt I would contibute too. Please give a warm round of applause to:

A Blonde's Year in Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate! M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!


What a year !

3 Comments:

Anonymous ~ Stacy ~ said...

Oh my gosh! I just love blonde jokes! I'm still chuckling, thanks!

~ Stacy ~

8:58 PM  
Anonymous T1G said...

Heheheh...

9:51 PM  
Blogger littlejoe said...

You know, those aren't that far from things I have seen actual blondes say/do. Right Ktreva? (Duck and cover)

11:19 PM  

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