Now that's deep...

One thought has been permeating my thoughts all day, and I want an answer!

Why couldn't I have been born RICH instead of BEAUTIFUL!!??

h/t to my Mom (The real life one for once!)

UPDATE: I'm being a big DORK, and do not in any way, shape or form honestly believe the above statement, however feel free to say it some time at work and see just what kind of reaction you get. I guarantee it will stop people in their tracks, especially if the men use it!